the-real-ted-cruz:

I will always support girls who figure out that they’re lesbians after thinking they were bisexual and girls who figure out that they’re bisexual after thinking they were lesbians. It can be really hard to determine whether what you are feeling is compulsory heterosexuality or genuine attraction, and we should always show a girl love and support when she tries to figure that out and when she does figure it out.

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sallyyates:

flootzavut:

tiltingslightlybitchward:

eowynmoriarty:

parhelics:

ppl on facebook sarcastically saying “well why don’t we do 40 year background checks on EVERYONE in congress?? there’d be nobody left!1!!”

…..that’s a great idea, let’s do that!!

Yeah, like, if we got rid of all the pedophiles and rapists and racists and replaced them with good people, how does anyone have a problem with it?

I legit had someone unfriend me after they shared that post and I was like yeah, let’s do that!

Seriously though. If you did a forty year background check on me, you’d find lots of immaturity and stupidity, but you wouldn’t find any sexual assaults or attempted rapes because I’m a decent fucking human being.

Like, this is… not a hot take? This is seriously just keeping abusers out of positions of power. How does anyone have a problem with that??!?

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kipplekipple:

cockbiteproductions:

“all that matters is that u tried ur best”

me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*

me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did

Okay but consider this:

Sometimes procrastinating IS your best. Sometimes your brain doesn’t cooperate. Sometimes you can’t muster the energy or the motivation. Sometimes binge watching Brooklyn 99 and eating naked taco meat with a spoon is the best you can do.

We need to stop thinking of “your best” as “all engines firing all the time.” Sometimes your best is pyjamas and romcoms for 3 days. Sometimes it’s getting stoned and taking a nap.

Doing your best means feeding yourself what you need, and it is not up to us to determine what those needs are.

Stop being so hard on yourself.

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bedenehapsedilenruhlar:

Art By IG: @Livvykemp

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brendanthesalty:

brendanthesalty:

brendanthesalty:

This shot of Jenna Marbles in her Leisure Suit™️ (feat. Kermit) radiates obscene amounts of Big Dick Energy.

A sequel

The inevitable conclusion

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inso-uciant:

richassness:

90s babies we’re getting old

i don’t want to talk about it

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